40 mistakes in the bed
I don’t gonna say that I want to teach men how to making sex, but I want to talk about the most widespread man’s mistakes in the bed, which batter not to do. Batter if women were more easer, but alas they complex essences. So, if to judge on the interrogation lead among women:
1. YOU CUM TOO FAST.
Women think that you easily could hold on still, but simply have not wanted. Because you are egoist. Forgive women for it.
2. YOU TOO LONG DON’T CUM
Funny, but if you too long don’t cum, she think that her body don’t make you horny, anymore.
3. YOU SILENT ALL TIME
As is known, the man loves by eyes, and the woman - ears. And with these ears she want to hear gentle words.
4. YOU SHOUT TOO LOUDLY.
Expression of feelings is perfectly, but you should remember, that you not in the stadium.
5. YOU MAKING SEX WITH HER, AND DON’T REMOVED SOCKS.
Why women became sad, when see necked men in socks – I don’t know. But it will be batter if you will remember about it.
6.YOU UNDRESS TOO QUICKLY.
Most of all in the world, women don’t like to be in silly situation. So, if she still in boots and fur coat and you just in condom – it is as minimum funny.
7. AT THE MAIN MOMENT YOU INTERRUPT FROM HER, AND ASK HER – DID YOU ALREADY CUM?
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To be continues…
April 2nd, 2007 at 8:44 am
Heh, mostly true
How about a continue?
April 2nd, 2007 at 8:45 am
Batter say, how about the mistakes that woman make in the bed?
April 2nd, 2007 at 8:51 am
Thank you. But please write more.
Yesterday, first time let myself to moam a little at the bed. And my girl has reached very rough cum. And asked me, why i never moam before. And i give to her honest answer - I didnt know, that men`s moam make women wild
May 27th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
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