Girls, like all other people, can be divided into “ours” and dummies. It’s much easier to deal with “ours”; it’s possible to get acquainted with them on the Internet. There are usually no difficulties with such acquaintances. It’s much harder with ordinary girls. As they don’t have keyboards and displays, dealing with them is highly complicated. Nevertheless, this problem can be solved and there are certain heuristic algorithms, serving to help incidentally.

First of all study the girl as an object of acquaintance (object oriented approach). Does she suit you as a whole, integrally? Then pay attention to low-level details (top-down decomposition). Good if she has long fingers: she will feel comfortable when holding a mouse. Fast reaction is desirable. You can check it out if you creep up posteriorly and give a cry: “Abort? Retry? Ignore?” Remark: “Some girls supply work in multi-tasking mode. It would be better for you to avoid them. By the way, if you are into multi-tasking or multiuser modes too create and save a separate catalog for each project. It will help you to avoid disorder and further failure of all system.

To start the connection use such commands as “Hello!” and “What is your name?” After getting a confirmation signal you can start the process of initial uploading. It’s better to begin with declaration about your being working as an administrator of the net (database). If she is interested you can consider half the work has been done. If not – you will have to talk about the art for a while (refresh your memory as to the last GIF-images you saw on the net (don’t forget about regular saving new images, there sometimes appear scan pictorial art among them) and only after that you can be back to administrating of databases. If the conversation is sticky again you better look for another girl.

When this level is successfully passed you can end the session and reach agreement about next one. Remember that date and time should be indicated in decimal system of counting. During the next sessions continue the loading process. Wholesome advice: as female Random Access Memory capacity is usually limited, it’s good to find out its volume and if exceeding just to be back to the beginning of the story. It will help you to save resources. During the process you can take a walk. You shouldn’t go to restaurant or cinema – there is nothing bound up with computers. It’s better to visit a computer shop where there is always big choice of CD-ROMS. One more advice: remember that users start to count not with zero, but with one. So, don’t tell her: “You are the zero”, tell: “You are the first one for me”. After a few numbers of sessions (the criterion: the girl doesn’t shiver every time she hears the word “abort” any more) you can invite her to your place. You set to delete all residents from the house, close all windows. It would be good to create an intimate atmosphere: to turn on the system of audio data reading from hard disks, unplug the modem, twice diminish brightness of the monitor screen. The last thing will not only create pleasant semi darkness, but also make you bend to the screen touching heads of each other.

Not worthy to begin with demonstrating of your successes in creating of tables for LALR(1)- compiler – not all girls are able to understand this. For a start it’s better to limit yourself with playing calm game like “Lines” You can show how good you improved your Word so that now it not only corrects mistakes but also finish writing words during inputting. “Doom” is absolutely inadmissible, cos even the most patient girl will be harassed with observing of your playing for hours and after finishing the level you can find an unpleasant surprise – the neighboring chair can appear to be empty. When playing “Lines” touch her hand with your mouse like by accident for a few times. When she gets use to it substitute the mouse with your hand. Then it’s usually applied top-down analysis with returns, which proved its efficacy not for one time. After its finishing, when her eyes are shining and her cheeks are ruddy, you can initiate the climax moment, for which you, strictly speaking, started all this – four handed “Tetris”!

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