Piquant news. Advices of the adulterer: how to two-time with impunity
Frequently adultery doesn’t cause disagreeable, for example, if your wife totally depends on you materially or physically; if you spit upon your marriage; if you have open-minded relationships in your family. Properly speaking, in each of the aforenamed cases the betrayal can’t be called sterling. We’ll descry more difficult situation.
For example, you wanna two-time but herewith you value your marriage and wouldn’t like to break it. You love your wife and don’t want to hurt her or to provoke her to betray you in return. And she is sincerely jealous you, not going to turn a blind eye as to your adventures and has an eye on you. In this connection it will pretty hard for you to make Don Juan feats staying declassified and unpunished. To make this difficult task easier, make use of the undermentioned rules.
Let’s begin with the first and main rule: you should control your feelings. You can treat your lover (lovers) as tender as you want to, but you shouldn’t allow yourself one thing - fall in love. When being in love a person is defenceless; his feelings are written all over his face; he is not able to observe the rules of security and secrecy is useless: murder will out. Besides, your wife can be able to forgive you an intrigue, but she will hardly be able to excuse you something more serious. It can end up with scandal and divorce. Do you want it?
It’s sometimes very difficult to follow this rule, but there is always a moment you are still able to stop and not to interfere with a story fraught with a catastrophe.
The second rule: don’t deal with fools.
It concerns your lovers only. A fool will inevitably spoil everything: she will come to congratulate you on your birthday; she will call your wife to scold; she will inform the whole world about your affair; in short she will surely throw out a trick. Even if it doesn’t reach such extremities, a fool will just not be able to support your delicate conspiratorial game. It also concerns women with unbalanced state of mind. Besides, don’t have anything to do with too young girls (younger than 20) – they are absolutely unpredictable sometimes.
When it is about your wife it’s all vice versa – the smarter, the more self-collected and observant she is – the more difficult it will be for you to mislead her and the harder your task will be.
The third rule: secrecy is all above. The fewer people know about your love affair, the better it is for you. Neighbors, colleagues and especially relatives shouldn’t be informed. Try to avoid visiting places you are well-known with your lover: don’t come to regular clubs, restaurants, bars etc. You should shave a possibility of accidental leak to the limit.
Don’t tell anybody about your love affair, except of maybe the most reliable friends. Never brag, especially when being drunk – it’s not only dangerous but also just not good.
The rule three-bis: women shouldn’t know. By no means let outlier women know about your affair. Not speaking about relatives and friends of your wife – you better go and tell everything personally to her straight away in this case. But even wives and lovers of your friends shouldn’t know, because early or late they will tell everything to your wife, if not because of well known women solidarity, then just to hurt her.
The fourth rule: it’s easier to keep silence than to excuse yourself.
Men are not good at lying. If you have to tell your wife blazing untruths too often you will inevitably be entangled and uncovered. So try to avoid straight lying. Dose information, chatter less even about events not connected with your secret love affair. For yourself create a definite time interval of your life you don’t report to your wife. The craftiness consists in the following: you shouldn’t totally deprive her of a possibility to control you from time to time. Having made sure you had really been drinking beer with friends on Wednesday evening from 7 to 10 o’clock once, your wife will lessen vigilance much more substantially than in case she is in full ignorance.
The fifth rule: create false reasons for jealousy.
If you are unfaithful to your wife she will feel something in any case. Direct her suspicions to the controllable channel and play a fool in concert. If you, for example, start to pick up a whore at your wife’s presence, she will call you fucking asshole and box your ears but herewith she will decide that you are not able to do something more fastidious as a matter of principle.
There is a more difficult way. Make friendship with some woman connected with your adultery in no way. It can be an old friend, colleague etc. Herewith there should be a reason that excludes a sexual or romantic connection: this woman should be really not attractive and very moral; your wife has to know her good etc. Naturally your wife should be informed about these relationships more or less, it would be good if she weren’t in delight with them but you should insist on their continuation. The jealousy will get an illusive target and under cover of this you will be able to fulfill more interesting affairs.
to be continue…
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:28 pm
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October 2nd, 2007 at 9:25 am
While around 45% of married men admit to having cheated at least once, just over one third of married women confess to having cheated on their husbands - so it works both ways.
Perhaps wives are not as famous for two timing because they are more discreet about doing it?